Almost Had A Chance

by Duncan Jones

Almost Had A Chance

Wasn’t known to be a threat

In fact he wasn’t known by any

So not many placed a bet

Though how quickly they would learn!

He could run like he had wings

Just not the look they looked for

So not thought the surest thing

All had their special reasons …

"Too new! "That name is cursed!"

"Don’t bet on one who’s never run!"

"He’s never come in first!"

Well racing day had made it’s way

Came the money and the suits

Came the cocktails and the flowered hats

And the shiny leather boots

Floating whispers met with wishes

And soon became hot tips

And the stands grew full of certainties

Like "That one always slips!"

And "That one runs too wide on turns

And slows up when she’s passed!"

And "That one always places third!"

And "That one closes fast!"

So bets had come a-rollin’ in

From those who’d seen a sign

Most placed upon known winners …

"She’s Long Gone" and "Mighty Fine"

And when the racers found the line

Fans stood and left their chairs

And the second guesses woke up

And the facts turned into prayers

Then the ringing of that famous bell …

And binoculars were raised

And the crowd once full of gentlemen

Had gone completely crazed

Racers turned into a thunder

Dust flew amid the shouting

But it all soon lost it’s flavor

As the cheering turned to pouting

And by the time they crossed the line

The crowd seemed almost dead

For not one of them had ever seen

A horse that far ahead

It was clear before the second turn

That all had met their match

And even with a little luck

There’d been no chance to catch

He was faster off the start

He was faster down the stretch

And the paper needed much more paper

Just to print the sketch

No the winner wasn’t Golden Touch

Sure Thing or Fancy Pants

Mighty Fine, She’s Long Gone, no

It was Almost Had A Chance

Oh his team knew all about him

They had named him well of course

"In deciding what to call him

We chose every other horse!"

And now when time is time

For the suits to make a bid

It’s always Almost Had A Chance

Or they never really did

So should you place a bet one day

No matter what the game

Don’t judge a book by it’s cover

Don’t judge a horse by his name