Bingo, bango, it takes two to tango
Pineapple and coconut, don’t forget the mango
Life is kinda simple, you don’t have to be inventive
It’ll all make sense when you follow the incentive
Sometimes you grow up, and then you want a bit more
Like when one day you hear that the dentist owned the candy store
Good advice is nice, but think twice, a good rule
The candy maker paid for his son to go to dental school
Boomshackalacka! Said the scholar to the slacker
Dynamite! Nifty! Zing! Firecracker!
It’s just that everything fits better in a single category
But even when it seems, it doesn’t mean you know the story
If you wanna fly high you gotta be your own rocket
And the glass repair man had a slingshot in his pocket
So now we all go thinkin’ it was all about money
If you’d met him you’d a loved him, he just thought it was funny