La Mexicana And The Scot

by Duncan Jones

La Mexicana and the Scot

Shared a love so very hot

Though they knew it not at first the night they met

The Scotsman hardly was a schmuck

But, like all guys, needed luck

Because for her “love at first sight” it wasn’t yet

The Scot was handsome, strong

But sounded harsh, unlike a song

And because of this she said, “No thanks!” to whiskey

"For me tequila or Corona

I’m not sold on his persona

And his style just doesn’t leave me feeling frisky!"

Not suave, not abrasive

Just his manners not persuasive

Until she heard a sweet, familiarrrr rrrroll

And though it wasn’t “off to bed ...”

La Mexicana turned her head

For something in the air called to her soul

What it was ... that Scottish burrrr

That grabbed and captivated herrrr

And while staring, “¡Dios mio! What a trill!

Oye, Gringo! You sound like me!

While at first it seemed unlikely

Perdón, I’ll try that whiskey now, I will!”

Then she said, “I like your R’s!” (arse)

And he answered, "I like yours!”

In a snap had met the two from distant lands

And it wasn’t very long before

They both knew that they wanted more

And quickly moved along to bigger plans

Now much older, some will ask of them

"What's the secret? Now, and then?

So happy have you been since you were young!"

The Scotsman smiles and looks her way

La Mexicana says, “Ok ...

It’s always been the way he use his tongue!”