Love Me I’m Priceless

I’ve traveled the world

On great sails unfurled

I win fights when I’m out-weighed by stones

I’m afraid of no threat

And I can’t lose a bet

So keep up now let’s go I’m a Jones

I always have fun

I can only have sons

Every girl thinks that I am "the one"

I’ve read every book

And I know how to cook

I can do things yet never been done

So love me ... I’m priceless

I’m perfect enough for you all

And hold me ... please hold me

‘Cause I’m so high I’ll die if I fall

I’ll always say, “Never!”

And when asked “Have you ever?”

The answer is always, “Of course!”

When I'm feeling the need

To test my great speed

I’ll go run with my thoroughbred horse

Yes I workout for breakfast

I dream about chess

Mathematics, investments, and yachts

Wear gasoline for cologne

And when I’m never alone

I spend my time learning new knots

So love me ... I’m priceless

I’m perfect enough for you all

And hold me ... please hold me

‘Cause I’m so high I’ll die if I fall

I’ll go surf with white sharks

Then have tea in the park

My garden’s the best that you’ll see

You can drown me in liquor

I’ll only get slicker

Yeah the rockstars all party like me

I’m built like King Kong

My voice is a song

I’ve no clue what my island house costs

Wouldn’t mind that you know

I just can’t count that low

Did you know that I’ve never been lost?

So love me ... I’m priceless

I’m perfect enough for you all

And hold me ... please hold me

‘Cause I’m so high I’ll die if I fall

I can barely pay rent

But I’ll spend my last cent

If it goes towards seeing you smile

I’m crazy about you

And if you’d like to

Maybe we could hang out for a while?

I’m as lost as it gets

I’ve lost all my bets

And I lose a new fight every day

But give me a chance

Because I’m learning dance

That’s it now what more can I say?

So love me ... I’m priceless

I’m perfect enough for you all

And hold me ... please hold me

‘Cause I’m so high I’ll die if I fall