The Electrician and the Lawyer

by Duncan Jones

When the electrician met the lawyer

He said, “I'm in a spot!

I'll do what you say, and I can pay

To get rid of this wife I got!”

Said the lawyer in response,

“Well, I've recently retired

It won't be cheap, but I can sweep

Away what has you mired

So paperwork was drafted

With a smile a check was cut

The lawyer worked acting like a jerk

The electrician was freed from his rut

Then not much time had passed

When the lawyer called him back

“I hope you'll agree this time, help me

Your skills are those I lack

An electrician, no, I am not

But I'm afraid I'm in a spot

I don't want to sell, but I can't tell

How to fix up this house that I got!”

Said the electrician in response,

“Let me take a look,” and he did

A look he took, and sketched in his book

And he showed the lawyer his bid

“My goodness,” the lawyer exclaimed

As he gasped at the numbers he saw

“This hourly rate, for me is not great

More than I charged when practicing law!”

“I know it,” said the electrician

“And a secret I'll share with you,

A number this large is more than I charged

Than when I was a lawyer too!”