The Ever-Warring Two Birds

by Duncan Jones

Bluebird sits so high in the tree

Staring down at the blackbird

“I can fly faster than you’ll ever be

Even upside down and backward!”

Blackbird, calm, walks on the grass

“Good! Better keep talking longer

How I do hope that you are so fast

Take a look at me … much stronger!”

Whoa now! No now!

Must we have such rude words?

Well, everyone comes to see the show

Of the ever-warring two birds

Bluebird swoops down to the ground

The blackbird turns and faces him

The crowd riles up from all around

One flies and the other chases him

Look at them go, oh, blow for blow

And dancing and dodging and dashing

But this can’t last, you surely know

Soon down they both come crashing

Whoa now! No now!

Must we have such rude words?

Well, everyone comes to see the show

Of the ever-warring two birds

Blacker and bluer birds, what a sight!

But something else big on the lawn now …

And neither has left any fight or flight

So the black and blue birds are gone now

Too bad for them

So sad for them

But the black and blue birds are gone now

For in the wild when you’re the star

That the crowd has come to see

Go fast and far because where you are

Is not a great place to be

Whoa now! No now!

Such trouble comes from rude words!

Now everyone knows the story of the show

Of the ever-warring two birds