The Good Life

by Duncan Jones

A gazelle alone approached the throne

"I've got a proposition ...

It's consequential

So much potential

But of course needs your permission ...

Hear me ...

It's clear with just a glance my way

That I've lived my life untouched

Yeah they hide and spy, oh

But I can fly so

I frustrate them so much

Yet I have not a thing to show

No respect from all the land

But all that could change

If you'd just arrange

And simply wave your hand!”

Laughed the giant lion loudly

As he looked around his court

"You can tell my queens

Are all rather keen

To have me cut this meeting short ...

But I must admit I like your style

Yes you are a rarity

And though I'll say you're bold

What's still not been told

Is how to make this good for me?"

"I thought you'd never ask me sire

I assure it's all been thought

Let me bring within view

The news you're into

Help you keep the life you got

See, I can go where you must hide

Be it night or light of day

Bring an eavesdropped word

Or even spook the herd

Maybe send a few your way ...

It's a plan so wicked, fiendish

It’s sweet enough to make you wince

With me you'll walk between-a

Every zebra, hyena

And every rival prince!"

Again, once more the lion roared

This time reached out and smiled

“I like your dream

Come join my team!

Now let's go and own the wild!"

And with that their evil deal was sealed

And the two, they had a time

Living lives of ease

With no “thanks” or “please”

Just a partnership in crime

In fact it worked so well for both

That the two grew rather spoiled

The king strayed not

From his perfect spot

The gazelle lived like a royal

Until one night under moonlight bright

The gazelle could not be found

And who was that?

Another giant cat!

Who strolled the royal ground

The king jumped up to rouse his queens

But he found he was alone

Just a vulture near

On a night so clear

In the moonlight as it shone

“Tell me what's the meaning of this?

Who's that cat? Where is my pride?”

Snapped the vulture back

At the king's attack

"They've all joined another side

While you enjoyed your good life

You forgot the rules my son

As for your gazelle, well

He tripped and fell

For it had been a while since he'd run

Now though you must be angry

I suggest you think before you roar

Because the bells, they ring

And the kingdom sings

But ... just not for you no more!

You acted like a child ...

Thought you could own the wild ...

And now ...

You ain’t the king no more!”