The Mantis And The Ant

by Duncan Jones

The ant stepped at the mantis

But remained just out of reach

“May I pass across this grass?”

Began his little speech

“That’s not exactly how it works”

Said the mantis leaning over

“You’ve wandered here where danger lurks

Sweet lost and lonely rover

A sacrifice, a toll, a price

And I might let you through

But until then so sorry friend

(Unless the sacrifice is you!)”

“I understand your grand demand”

Continued on the ant

“But my arguments and their contents

Are likely to enchant!

Just hear me out, I’ll challenge doubt

And soon you’ll side with me

No need to scoff or blow me off!

My work’s of high degree!”

“You’re very bold, but I have told”

Said the mantis, “And you’ve heard

Now run along, go on be gone!

I’ll not repeat my word!”

And so the ant turned back toward

The path from whence he came

And that was that, the mantis sat

Done with the stupid game

Until appeared the ant again

And stopped just out of reach

“May this guard now cross the yard?”

Began his little speech

“Once more, that isn’t how it’s done!”

Sighed the mantis, “Try to learn!

I feel for you, it’s true, I do

I share in your concern!

A lovely show, but still, ‘No! No!’

I see you’ve brought no bribe

Perhaps your queen is not so keen

Doesn’t run the brightest tribe!”

“We all, of course, respect your force”

The ant said, unafraid

“But I have reasons upon reasons

And they’re likely to persuade

A moment more, as said before

I bet you’ll change your song

So if I may, first off ‘Good day!’

This won’t take very long …”

“That’s quite enough of silly stuff!”

Laughed the mantis, “Are you dumb?

Don’t come back empty handed

Just much better not to come!”

And so the ant turned back toward

The path from whence he’d traveled

And seeming fine he walked his line

Though his plan had been unraveled

The mantis tall thought that was all

And asked, “What’s wrong with him?

Oh well makes sense, in his defense

Can’t help that he’s so dim!”

But as his thought was done

He heard someone, a growing sound …

Then bursting from the trail

Returned the ant, “Look what I found!

It’s kind of heavy, here, now let me

Present to you your gift

To change your mind and help you find

A cause for thoughts to shift!”

He held above his head and threw

Another mantis slain

“I hope this offer’s good for you

And worthy of your reign

This guy was rude, had attitude

That didn’t really fit us

And so now, well, as you can tell

He ‘fell,’ no longer with us

Now may I cross your way there boss?

Or are we still at odds?

I hope and feel we have a deal

I’ve talked to all the gods!”

The mantis simply frozen

Managed finally, choked, “No problem!”

“How lovely!” smiled the ant

That’s just great, fantastic, awesome!

Enjoy your gift, your sacrifice

Looks like someone has gone missin’

I’m glad you’re not like that one

He just didn’t want to listen!”

And so the ant continued on

Not one to fuss and fight

While to this day the mantis prays

Camouflaged and out of sight