The Walrus And The Dream

by Duncan Jones

'Twas a day that I spent wandering

Or maybe a night that I dreamed

Of a crocodile friend who once gave some advice

But nothing was quite what it seemed ...

"Imagine that!" sat the gentleman

As he lifted his head from the trough

And the pigs with whom he was dining agreed

But the horse shook his head and took off

And nearby a dog caught a closer by cat

Who then threw a loud hissy fit

But the dog did no more than reach out a paw

And smiled and said, “Tag, you’re it!”

Then some birds in the tree laughed so hard

That one of them fell through the sky

"Oh no!" he yelled on his way to the ground

"I haven't yet learned how to fly!"

Well lucky for him, I caught him in time

Through the air I leaped and just flew

How surprised was I when I looked down to find

That I was a kangaroo!

Clapped the giant old walrus who saw the whole thing

"I say that’s a mighty good show!

But no good cafe was ever built in a day

And there’s one at the end of the row!

Hello! How are you? Grab a table for two

I’ve a secret that no one can keep

Hurry up now you’re about to wake up

Or maybe I’m just falling asleep!”

He salted his oysters with sugar and stated

(In dreams everything fits so well)

“I won’t leave you food, but I’ll leave you with this

Never pass up an ugly shell!

I too have met with your crocodile friend

Once I enjoyed coffee with him

It was he who told me, “If you don't like the land

Then you need only learn how to swim!”

The point being this, if you swing and you miss

Good!

You’re now well on your way to be king!

The only sure way to not make a mistake

Is to never do anything!

See that mountain goat on the rocks in the sky?

He never knows where the trail goes

But he always comes back with some marvelous tales

Can you imagine the stories he knows?”

(Mountain goat yelling back down from rocks ...)

“Cool’s just a guest at passion’s party

Don’t be afraid to keep climbing

Often the difference between genius and fool

Is no more than a matter of timing!”

(back to walrus ...)

“Ask the butterfly as she flutters by

For the mockingbirds scoffed her cocoon

But see her today, and we all know that they

Would be singing a different tune

Have you made time to chat with the the tortoise and hare?

I hear they’re the best of best friends

And now both of them say, ‘The winner today

Just depends on where the race ends!’

See, so many look to make sure many are lookin’

Don’t be like the peacock obsessing

With how to stand? Who to show? Green or blue? Yes or no?

(Because it’s only himself he’s impressing)

No matter how long you live life’s gonna be short

Only you can determine your pace

Sometimes all we need is a hug or a cheer

We might just be in the wrong race!”

Then he cracked open a shell with nothing inside

Which for some reason made him smile

"Was that one a waste? Don’t answer me yet!

Just think about it for a while!

'Tis a wonderful gift to not wonder, ‘What if?’

But how to know what to do or expect?

The real answer is this ... Nobody knows!

Either way is the way that’s correct!

So if you’re ready to jump but not sure that you’ll float

Just walk up to somebody and say,

"Hello! How are you? Sometimes dreams are true!

And today, my new friend, Is MY day!”

There will always be forks, there’s this path and that

And usually without any signs

So use what you’ve got, and know you’ve got a lot

And be sure that you have a good time!